The Dark Night - s02e03 - Blair

The Dark Night - so2e03 - Blair by thegossiplook featuring Yves Saint Laurent bracelets

Blair: So... The flowers won't arrive until 5:00. Did you get the order from the caterers? Eleanor comes home today.

Serena: You excited she finally gets to meet Marcus?

Blair: And see why he's so wonderful? It's not often you find a man who's intelligent, sophisticated, has an appreciation for golden-age hollywood and is a gentleman to boot. You know, he hasn't pressured me about sex once. Not once.

Serena: Wow. Sounds like you really like him.

Blair: Yes, I do.

Serena: Do you see what I just did there? I expressed an interest in your relationship. Look, I know you know about me and Dan. Even Dorota told me she was happy for me.

Blair: I'm happy for you.

Serena: B, I know you don't approve of him.

Blair: True.

Serena: And I know that he's not the 22nd lord of Westmorelandshire.

Blair: Also true.

Serena: Why can't you support me?

Blair: Have you two talked about everything, all the very real reasons you broke up last year?

Serena: Well, not completely.

Blair: Well, when you do, if you're still together, I'll be happy for you. Till then, I think you're just fooling yourselves. Duchess, to what do I owe this pleasure?

Serena: Okay, I think you've got this taken care of. I'll see you tonight.

Blair: Sneaky little Nate. Yes, I know exactly the girl you're talking about. Her name is Vanessa. She lives in... Brooklyn.

...

Vanessa: Nate. Hello?

Nate: Hmm? Look, I'm sorry. There's just a lot going on.

Vanessa: Maybe you just need to be properly distracted. I'm sorry.

Nate: No, no, no. It's me.

Vanessa: No, Nate. You don't need to explain anything. It's fine. Really.

Nate: I--

Blair: What an unusual little space-- Half gallery, half boho coffee shop. But then unusual pairings seem to be the order of the day.

Nate: Blair, what are you doing here?

Blair: Being angry at you, for one. Here I thought I'd surprise you by bringing Vanessa to tonight's party when lo and behold, you two have rekindled your love in secret.

Vanessa: You came all the way to Brooklyn to invite me to a party for a school that I don't even go to?

Blair: It was for Nate, dear. Anne called this morning, poor thing has a migraine. When I thought of you coming all alone, I just wanted to do something nice. Is that so hard to believe?

Vanessa: Yeah.

Nate: Yeah. Pretty much.

Man: Hello? I got a delivery.

Vanessa: Excuse me.

Nate: Blair, what are you really doing here? You can't stand Vanessa, and you've never done anything when something wasn't in it for you.

Blair: You think I'm just gonna sit back and watch you having an affair with my boyfriend's mother? Guess again.

Nate: So what are your plans, to distract me with Vanessa?

Blair: Yes. What about it?

Nate: It's just as your plans go, it's kinda nice.

Blair: (A) don't be offensive, and (B) from what I just witnessed, if you want to keep her, you're gonna have to step it up. So I can look forward to seeing you tonight?

Nate: Sure. We'll be there.

Vanessa: Really?

Nate: Yeah. Why not?

Blair: Wonderful. Till tonight. Duchess, it's me. He's bringing her. And for the record, whatever you're planning with Nate, my bedroom floor is off-limits.