Blair: You
didn't do anything, all summer? Please don't tell me you just sat around
watching "The Closer" and eating take-out from Nick and Toni's.
Serena: No,
Della Femina.
Blair: What
about all those rumors I heard about you and Nate?
Serena: Mnh-mnh-mnh.
Completely untrue. They just got people off my back about being sad, and then Nate
could do whatever he wanted, so it worked out for both of us.
Blair: You're
telling me you didn't have any fun with anyone all summer?
Serena: Oh,
there was this hot lifeguard that asked me out. But i, you know, I-I turned him
down.
Blair: What?
Are you crazy? A hot lifeguard is like Kleenex-- use once and throw away. You
couldn't ask for a better rebound.
Serena: I
don't think I'm ready. I-I still miss Dan sometimes... More
than sometimes... all the time.
Blair: The
only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey is mourning Dan Humphrey. And the
only reason you're still sitting shivah is because you haven't gotten back out
there and had your summer fling.
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